Kayleen Grows In Brooklyn

The Hangover Part II Revisted

Since “The Hangover Part II” was a sub-par movie, three of my favorite fellows recreated it this Saturday in Philly. We begin immediately after a college rugby tournament where The University of Texas Longhorns have just made the quarterfinals. The boys are all very excited, since they’ve figured out they look smashing in burnt orange and that repping the Horns is a lot of fun. So they do with this enthusiasm what boys will: shotgun beers in the parking lot. Zach Galifianakis – I mean Justin – kicked it off because he was sick of everyone just standing there talking bout it.

B.Coop – I mean Julien – and Ed Helms – I mean Dan – follow his lead.

I love how far Dan’s back is arched in this photo.

And then no one knows exactly what happened, but they must have gotten roofied. That would explain a lot, including why they treated the streets of Philadelphia to a ridiculous volume of planking (Julien), a sweet camouflage hat and Hawaiian shirt combination (Justin), and a lesson on what’s wrong with social history of America (Dan, duh). And an awful rendition of The Cranberries “Linger.” (All three, I think. Or I might have gotten roofied too. That might not have even happened.) Hook ‘em.

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