February 2012
2 posts
How To Rob (An ATM)
Early Friday morning, I noticed that our front door looked like this:
“Has the door always been blacked out like that?” I thought, as I rushed away. “Yeah, probably.”
It hasn’t.
It had been spray-painted sometime after midnight the night before, when I got home. This is assuming that my sub-par observational powers hadn’t failed me then.
Some...
What The Fuck Is Juice?
julienducastel: i have a stupid question
me: how can i help? (there are no stupid questions)
julienducastel: who the fuck is lana del rey?
me: ha ha
julienducastel: i see that name everywhere
me: she's a singer who was supposed to be huge then crashed and burned on SNL
julienducastel: how did she crash and burn?
me: i am not exactly sure
julienducastel: copy. so... no one important. check.